flockofflamingos:
A woman kneels before your court. She has short, sandy hair, catlike eyes and a jaunty, impertinent air. “I find myself on the unfortunate end of lord Ezoire’s displeasure.” Ezoire: lord of a lofty mountain domain. Long on pride, short on patience. You ask the woman what she did.
“I made a joke, Marquis. It involved a goat, two buckets of goose-fat, his Lordship’s noble father, and a trebuchet.” You’ve heard that joke. You think you’ve told that joke.
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probably one of my favorite bits from The Last Court oh my god how does everything BioWare have just the best writing ever
( ˘ ³˘)♥
MOMUS
(to Diana)
Thy chase had a beast in view;
(to Mars)
Thy wars brought nothing about;
(to Venus)
Thy lovers were all untrue.
JANUS
‘Tis well an old age is out,
And time to begin a new.
privateai:
Raise your hand if you’re addicted to the Last Court but you needed something to do while waiting for turns so you started playing Fallen London and now you’re addicted to that too even though you never have any idea what’s going on.
Welcome! You’re among friends. Try the forums for guidance.
josephinemontilyet:
so… did anyone else’s marquis sustain some serious damage while rescuing their boyfriend?
Anonymous: i have invited a suspicious forest demon to dinner with the female Pope. i see no way this could go wrong whatsoever. thanks.
kaleeftw: I'm enjoying The Last Court immensely. Two Market Days left til the Divine graces Serault with her presence! :) I love the lore it takes from and adds to the Dragon Age universe, and I'm particularly intrigued by the idea of the Masked Andraste and love the character of the Elegant Abbess. Is there any information you can expound on that front? Inspiration? What exactly is the Masked Andraste and how did it come to be?
We’re gladdened to hear that you’re enjoying your reign in Serault. It’s a remote place, and its religious practices can be rather unorthodox. As for the Masked Andraste, maybe we’ll be able to tell you more someday. We can say that there’s a reason her shrines are always located deep in the woods, though.
Anonymous: When I heard about Dragon Age: The Last Court I honestly though it was like a basketball court and it was gonna be Dragon Age basketball. That would be so sick right?
Who’s up for a Dragon Age Basketball team AU?
