Ahh, the Neath. Breakfast? Mushroom Cereal. Lunch? Rubbery Lumps. Or the vegetarian option? Mushrooms. Dinner? Mushrooms with Exquisite Sauce. After dinner? Why, Mushroom Wine. Bring out the Morelways!
Look, I think I’m doing a basically good thing by running my orphanage in Fallen London, and I like that it helps out with my Adrift on a Sea of Misery quality, but
every now and then it forces me to go, “Sigh… I guess I need to buy some more orphans”
I know I’ve killed dozens of people (sometimes permanently), stolen everything that wasn’t nailed down, put things in my mouth that should not be put in one’s mouth, etc; but I am not stealing a damned book from the university library